Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Maintenance-free means when it breaks, it can't be fixed.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?